Score: 5

"Lots of anime-like stuff, little sense"

submission: *Prayer*

date: November 14, 2009

This was basically a bunch of flashy anime scenes that make no sense at all. People die and things blow up as in a videogame. If that's your thing you'll probably love it. Since I'm part of a crowd that prefers substance over style, well... I can't say this will please everyone. It deserves a 5.

Score: 2

"Horrible controls ruin it"

submission: Megaman X Next - The Game

date: August 3, 2009

You had a great idea, visibly put a lot of effort into this but the final product just doesn't work for me. The game moves way too fast, the controls are awkward and there are way too many botomless pits, specially if you consider how hard it is to time jumps and climb walls when the games moves so fast.

The common foes you face at the levels are way too fast, deal a lot of damage and are VERY annoying, specially the teleporting ones. Fighting them is so frustrating I just skipped them. Even then I couldn't finish a single level, due to missing jumps and falling in botomless pits. The parts where you have to jump on vanishing platforms were just unbearable.

I'm a Megaman fan, finished Megaman 9 and the first five X games, but this doesn't do it for me. If you make a slower version with evemies that don't annoy me so much I'll be very grateful.

Score: 2

"Ok..."

submission: nomnomnomnomnomnomnom

date: July 30, 2009

Let me get this straight... You made a movie about a bunch of animals feeding, and you hope I'll like it?

I'm afraid I must disappoint you.

Score: 8

"It all makes sense, now"

submission: Junior

date: June 15, 2009

I have to admit that I gave you really bad reviews for Jerry and Jackie. Although I knew you were up to something, the movies felt very incomplete. We never knew what led your characters to such a messy way of life. It seemed like you thought everyone in the world was like that, which is really nihilistic and pointless. But now that you brilliantly introduced the grandad character, it all makes perfect sense.

Not only is the Junior character having a similiar personality as his grandad genius, but now we get to know what made his dad so messed up. They're just reproducing a vicious cycle of arrogance and submission. We can already imagine Junior's son being as crushed as his dad was when he was a kid. And this sad story might just go on forever.

I seriously believe that, if you somehow put the stories of the three characters together, you'll not only deserve a 10 but you'll have material for a two hour movie. You are really talented and the story you told is very relevant nowadays. I'm sure there are a lot of Jerry's, Jackie's and Junior's around who can learn from it.

Hats off to you, my friend.

Score: 2

"Unfunny"

submission: Lotions and Baskets

date: June 14, 2009

Wow, a scene from a suspense movie, where the killer is singing! That's so hilarious. I never thought it was so easy to make a funny joke. I'm looking forward to watching Jason sing to Freddy Kreuger or some shit.

Seriously though, do you REALLY think this movie is funny? I really want to be constructive, but I just don't know how. Maybe I should watch more Uwe Boll movies and think of something nice to say about them. Maybe Wadolf can do that...?

Score: 0

"Terrible"

submission: Damn Girl

date: June 10, 2009

Emos should be forbidden of making movies. This is just pathetic. You think it's cool to feel resentment and make girls feel bad about themselves instead of growing the fuck up and getting a life. And it's too bad that you ripped South Park's graphic style off, because this is no way comparable to the way superior cartoon show.

If my review is deleted, Newgrounds mods will prove that they're hipocrites. What good is living in a free country when you feel like you have to ban every bad review a movie gets? If a movie is a piece of shit, it deserves a 0 and a bad review. And that's what this one is. And I wanna see Tom Fulp write a positive review of one of Uwe Boll's movies.

Score: 1

"Lame"

submission: --The Zelda Collab--

date: June 8, 2009

Some of the animation and the voice acting were good, but other than that the shorts were just abysmal. They failed so hard at being funny it hurted. Now here's the problem with writing reviews in Newgrounds: you're forced to somehow be constructive, because otherwise you're labelled as an asshole. Here's my best possible tip: get a sense of humor, watch some real comedy.

Score: 10

"LOL"

submission: Cheer Up Emo Kid: Perfect

date: June 8, 2009

Great movie! Very funny. Well animated and goes to the point.

Score: 9

"Wonderful parody"

submission: One More Brawl Taunts

date: May 7, 2009

The animations in Newgrounds have been getting better and better... and I noticed how influential Egoraptor's style is to other animators. I'm glad because I was getting sick of the dull and boring animations that were being made, attempting to be funny but being nothing more than yawn-inducing.

You guys really nailed with the humor, timing, graphics and voice acting. The Peach part was my favorite... and I liked how you put a pic of her taking her shirt off as the movie icon. Good way to get attention, huh? There were a few unfunny/forced bits here and there (like the Slippy one), but mostly you did a great job. I look forward to seeing your future movies in the front page!

Score: 10

"Awesome! lol"

submission: Awesome's School

date: May 4, 2009

You ripped Egoraptor off but you sure did a good job at that. The drawings are very stylish and really help making the jokes funny. The movie started kinda slow but got better and better, and the ending is fantastic. You have my 5, sir.